OT: Who here has slept with a co-worker?

[hosnatcher]

I am currently trying to screw some chick at my job. Now I work at a small company only about 50 people or so and we have this no hooking up at work unwritten rule that mostly people ignore. I slept with a co-worker before but that was at my old job where we had over 500 employees and she worked in a different department in a another building. Now I am kinda into this chick and I figure she must know this and isn't giving me the brush off or anything. Of course in this "sue" first times that we are in my bat signals could be mixed up and could create a big problem if I don't proceed with caution.

Any advice guys?

 

[CaptainBone]

I don't think asking her to join you for lunch or a drink sometime would be out of line and I'm sure it would help you know where you stand and if you can proceed to getting in her panties.

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

Bone her back to the stone age.


Just hope there isn't another snatch around you trying to get.

CAUSE THATS WHEN THE DRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAA STARTS

 

[TTinCO]

Done it twice, and both went without any big problems(but no, it's not generally recommended-and is seriously frowned upon by some companies).

 

[Hal01]

I did and lost a job that paid me over $200k each of the previous 3 years. Your call.

 

[robmpink]

i've hooked up w/ several girls where I work. I was a player type. This one girl I really liked and asked for out. After 4 years we recently wed.

 

[Intruder]

don't do it......

it sucks working with a chick that is pissed at you for using her a a fuck toy.

 

[hosnatcher]

I did and lost a job that paid me over $200k each of the previous 3 years. Your call.

I hear you my job is pretty decent paying too. But what pisses me off the most is the fact that my job is telling me not to dip my pen in the company ink. Fuck that!!! In this day and age for a man in his 30's and up work is one of the only prime spots to get some decent tang with a little bit of intelligence. We spend the better part of our day at work building relationships both professional and personal. Now just cause they sign my paycheck they get control of my dick too???

 

[Not_so_good]

My fiancee and I work at the same shop. Different departments.
If he goes to break without me... I call him to his cell phone to find out where he is. If I see him talking to a trainee I ask what were they talking about. I see his scheadule every week so if he gets home late... I tell him I know you left the office an hour ago.

You don't want to get into that.

 

[Timetopay]

I work at a family business with about 30 people and I fucked 3 girls over a couple year period and was told the 4th i wanted to I better not or even though im family im gone. Well I did and we have been married for 7 years and still at my job



So fuck her and hope for the best.

 

[WCBias]

Every job I ever had that had a half-decent chick. I even got two of my female bosses when I was in college....

Now that I think about it, I'm married to one!

 

[WCBias]

This is very common...even though companies frown on it. I have a friend that went to work in the early 199's for an un-named rental car company and he has dated, married, divorced, and cheated with at least 25 girls that he has worked with over the years.

 

[TKE683]

Did it twice, its fun at first, but after it ends not good!

 

[RupertPupkin]

When I was 21 , I worked as a waiter in this really fancy restaurant. One of the waitresses asked me to go downt o the wine cellar to get a particular bottle and when i got down there , she followed me in and closed the door ... I banged the shit out of her , shot a load on her , used my hand towell to wipe up the mess and was back in taking orders 10 mins later ... this went on for about 2 monthes before somebody found out and we both got fired ... but it made going to work pretty fun , let me tell you ...

 

[kingbill]

It all depends if you are in a position of power, if you are a manager she can sue the shit out of you if things go wrong but if you're on equal level it shouldn't be too much trouble as long as neither of you are psycho if things don't go well. She may be a talker to so you're going to have to be comfortable with everyone at work knowing how big or small your wang is.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I did and lost a job that paid me over $200k each of the previous 3 years. Your call.

Jesus motherfucking christ. That is horrendous.

As for the question...just ask her if she wants to go to happy hour or some shit with you. That's something co-workers can do without it being awkward. Hell, invite some other co-workers too, so it's obviously not some attempt at a date or some gay shit like that. And then if she gives off some vibe, proceed to destroy the uterus.

 

[hosnatcher]

Jesus motherfucking christ. That is horrendous.

As for the question...just ask her if she wants to go to happy hour or some shit with you. That's something co-workers can do without it being awkward. Hell, invite some other co-workers too, so it's obviously not some attempt at a date or some gay shit like that. And then if she gives off some vibe, proceed to destroy the uterus.

So you mean I can't just ask her if she wants to fuck or what?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

So you mean I can't just ask her if she wants to fuck or what?

I mean personally, I'd just bash her over the head with a brick when she's walking to her car after work...then tell her that if she wants to have sex with me, to not say anything.

Then I'd take her home and fuck her, put a ring on her finger, and put her in my freezer.

That's just me, though. I'm not sure how socially acceptable that is, however, so I was just trying to be helpful.

 

[hosnatcher]

I figure if my job doesn't want me to fuck my co-workers then they should only hire ugh-lee bee-yatches. Don't tempt me by hiring a cutie. I AM ONLY A RED-BLOODED MALE!!!!!

 

[AFLGuru]

When I was 21 , I worked as a waiter in this really fancy restaurant. One of the waitresses asked me to go downt o the wine cellar to get a particular bottle and when i got down there , she followed me in and closed the door ... I banged the shit out of her , shot a load on her , used my hand towell to wipe up the mess and was back in taking orders 10 mins later ... this went on for about 2 monthes before somebody found out and we both got fired ... but it made going to work pretty fun , let me tell you ...

AWESOME. Period.